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1 In the AabbeyQOu小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

(The story starts in an abbey of Salzburg, Austria, in the last Golden Days of the Thirties. Halleluyah!QOu小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Bernice: Reverend Mother...QOu小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Reverend Mother: Sister Bernice.QOu小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Bernice: I simply cannot find her.QOu小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Reverend Mother: Marisa?QOu小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Bernice: She's missing from the abbey again.QOu小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Sister A: Perhaps we should have put a cowbell around her neck.QOu小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Sister B: Have you tried the barn? You know how much she adores the animals.QOu小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Bernice: I have looked everywhere, in all of the usual places.QOu小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Revernd Mother: Sister Bernice, considering that is Maria, I suggest you look in some place unusual.QOu小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

(Later, Maria gets back and comes to see Reverend Mother.)QOu小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Reverend Mother: I'm here, my child. Now sit down.QOu小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Maria (short for M): Oh, Reverend Mother, I'm so sorry. I just couldn't help myself. The gates were open and the hills were beckoning and before...QOu小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Reverend Mother: I know! I have not summoned you here for apologies.QOu小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

M: Oh, please Mother, do let me ask for forgiveness.QOu小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Reverend Mother: If it will make you feel better.QOu小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

M: Yes. Well you see, the sky was so blue today and everything was so green and fragrant. I just had to be a part of it! And you know those birds kept meeting me higher and higher as though it wanted me to go right through the clouds with it.QOu小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Reverend Mother: Child, suppose darkness had come and you were lost?QOu小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

M: Oh, Mother, I could never be lost up there. That's my mountain, I was brought up on it. It was the mountain that led me to you.QOu小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Reverend Mother: Oh?QOu小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

M: When I was a child, I would come down the mountain and climb a tree and look over into your garden. I'd see the sisters at work and I would hear them sing on their way to Vespers, which brings me to another transgression, Reverend Mother. I was singing out there today without permission.QOu小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Reverend other: Maria, it is only here in the abbey that we have rules about postulant singing.QOu小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

M: I can't seem to stop singing wherever I am. And what's worse, I can't seem to stop saying things. Everything and anything I think and feel.QOu小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Reverend Mother: Some people would call that honesty.QOu小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

M: No, but it's terrible, Reverend Mother. You know how Sister Beth always makes me kiss the floor after we had a disagreement? Well lately I've taken to k#In263.Comissing the floor when I see her coming just to save time.QOu小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Reverend Mother: Maria, when you saw us over the abbey wall and longed to be one of us, that didn't necessarily mean that you were prepared for the way we live here, did it?QOu小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

M: No, Mother. But I pray and I try and I am learning. I really am.QOu小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Reverend Mother: What is the most important lesson you have learned here, my child?QOu小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

M: To find out what is the will of God and to do it whole-heartedly.QOu小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Reverend Mother: Maria, it seems to be the will of God that you leave us.QOu小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

M: Leave you?QOu小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Reverend Mother: Only for a while, Maria.QOu小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

M: Oh, please, Mother, don't do that. Please don't send me away! This is where I belong. It's my home. My family. It's my life.QOu小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Reverend Mother: Are you truly ready for it?QOu小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

M: Yes, I am.QOu小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Reverend Mother: Perhaps if you go out into the world for a time, knowing what we expect of you. You will have a chance to find out that you could expect it from yourself.QOu小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

M: I know what you expect, Mother, and I can do it. I promise I can!QOu小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Reverend Mother: Maria...QOu小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

M: Yes, mother. It is God's will.QOu小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Reverend Mother: There is a family near Salzburg that needs a governess until needs a governess until September.QOu小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

M: September?!QOu小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Reverend Mother: To take care of seven children.QOu小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

M: Seven children?!QOu小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Reverend Mother: Do you like children Maria?QOu小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

M: Oh yes, but seven....QOu小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Reverend Mother: I will tell Captain Von Trapp to expect you tomorrow.QOu小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

M: A captain?QOu小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Reverend Mother: A retired officer of the imperial Navy. A fine man and a brave one. His wife died several years ago. Living in the dorm with the children, and I understand he has had a most difficult time managing to keep a governess there.QOu小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

M: Er.. Why difficult, Reverend Mother?QOu小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Reverend Mother: The Lord will show you in His own good time.QOu小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

(Maria, with her bag and guitar in hands, walks sullenly out of the abbey.)QOu小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

M (singing): What will this day be like, I wonder.QOu小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

What will my future be, I wonder.QOu小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

It could be so exciting to be out in the world, to be free.QOu小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

My heart should be wildly rejoicing,QOu小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Oh, what's the matter with me? I've always longed for adventure, to do the things I've never did. Now here I'm pacing adventure, then why am I so scared?QOu小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

(Oh, help.)QOu小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

I have confidence in confidence alone,QOu小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Besides which you see, I have confidence in me.QOu小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

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