英语话剧剧本:关于爱情的英文短剧剧本

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** Learn to love, not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. --someone **3af小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

They have been married for two years. He loves literature, and often posts his work on the net, but nobody ever reads them. He is also into photography, and he handle their wedding photos.3af小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

He loves her very much. Likewise with her. She has a quick temper, and always bullies him. He is a gentleman, and always gives in to her. Today, she’s being "wilful" again.3af小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Her : "Why can’t you be the photographer for my friend’s wedding? She promised she’d pay."3af小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Him : "I don’t have time that day."3af小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Her :"Humph!"3af小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Him : "Huh?"3af小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Her : "Don’t have time? Write less of those novels,and you will have all the time you need."3af小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Him : "I...someone will definitely recognize my work some day."3af小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Her : "Humph! I don’t care, you’ll have to do it for her.! "3af小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Him : "No."3af小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Her : "Just this once?"3af小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Him : "No."3af小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Negotiation’s broken. So, she gave the final warning: "Give me a Yes within three days, or else..."3af小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

First day. She "withheld" the kitchen, bathroom, computer, refrigerator, television, hi-fi...Except the double-bed, to show her "benevolence". Of course, she has to sleep on it too. He didn’t mind, as he still has some cash in his pockets.3af小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Second day. She conducted a raid and removed everything from his pockets and warned, "Seek any external help, and you bear the consequences." He’s nervous now. Night. On the bed. He begs for mercy, hoping that she’ll end this state.3af小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

She doesn’t give a damn. No way am I giving in, whatever he says. Until he agrees.3af小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Third day. Night. On the Bed. He’s lying on the bed, looking to one side. She’s lying on the bed, looking to the other side.3af小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Him : "We need to talk."3af小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Her : "Unless it’s about ! the wedding, forget it."3af小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Him : "It’s something very important."3af小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

She remains silent.3af小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Him :"Let’s get a divorce."3af小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

She did not believe her ears.3af小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Him : "I got to know a girl."#in263.Com 小品剧本之家3af小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

She’s totally angry, and wanted to hit him. But she held it down, wanting to let him finish. But her eyes already felt wet. He took a photo out from his chest. Probably from his undershirt pocket, that’s the only place she didn’t go through yesterday. How careless!3af小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Him : "She’s a nice girl."3af小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Her tears fell.3af小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Him : "She has a good personality too."3af小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

She’s heartbroken, because he puts a photo of some other girl "close to his heart".3af小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Him : "She says that she’ll support me fully in my pursue for literature after we got married."3af小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

She’s very jealous, because she said the same thing in the past.3af小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Him : "She loves me truly. "3af小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

She wishes to sit up and scream at him: "Don’t I?"3af小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Him : ! "So, I think she won’t force me to do something that I don’t want to do."3af小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

She’s thinking, but the rage won’t subside.3af小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Him : "Want to take a look at the photo I took for her?"3af小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Her : ".....!"3af小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

He brings the photo before her eyes.3af小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

She’s in a total rage, hits his hand away and leaves a burning mark of a slap on his face.He sighs. She cries. He puts the photo back to his pocket. She pulls her hand back under the blanket. He turns off the light,and sleeps. She turns on the light, and sits up. He’s asleep. She lost sleep. She regrets treating him the way she treated him. She cried again, and thought about a lot of things. She wants to wake him up. She wants to have a intimate talk with him. She doesn’t want to push him anymore. She stares at his chest. She wants to see how the girl looks. She slips the photo out. She wanted to cry, and she wanted to laugh.It’s a nicely taken photo of herself. A photo he took for her. She bends down, and kissed him on his cheek. He smiled. He was just pretending to be asleep.3af小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

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