英语话剧剧本:5-6人英语剧本 公交车上的故事

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英语话剧剧本The Bus1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

A Story about Love and Stinky Feet1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

5-6人英语剧本,公交车上的故事,适合大学生活,关于爱和臭脚的故事。1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Female student A:,Female student B,Female student C,Boy A: Wang Chiang-rui1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Boy B,Old woman,1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Scene One1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

(Three female students are chatting on a bus. Because all the seats are taken, they are standing, holding onto some plastic rings hanging down from the bus roof. Two boys are sleeping in their seats. Then the bus arrives at a stop and an old woman gets on. She looks at the seats. Seeing no empty seats, she stands next to a female student and holds onto a plastic ring.)1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Old woman: There're no empty seats. I guess I'll have to stand.1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

(The female students find the old woman not having a seat. They want to help her find one to sit in.)1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Female student A: We should find a seat for her.1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Female student B: Right. Those two bad boys did not give their seats to her.1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

(The two boys continue to sleep.)1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Female student C: We should find a seat for her.1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Female students A & B: Yes.1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

(Female student A goes to Boy A and taps on his shoulder.)1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Female Student A: Excuse me, could you give your seat to that old lady?1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

(Boy A stretches and continues to sleep. Female students A and B look at each other. Female student B taps on Boy A's shoulder.)1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Female Student B: Hey! Can you give your seat to that old lady?1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Boy A: (wakes up) I lined up for twenty hours yesterday to buy A-Mei's new album. I'm very tired. I'm sorry I can't give my seat to the old lady. (continues to sleep)1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Female student C: What should we do?1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Female student B: Let's ask the other boy.1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Boy B: (gets up suddenly) Ah!1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

All: (startled)Ah!1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Female student B: What happened?1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Female student C: Why did you scream?1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Boy B: I had a nightmare. It was terrible.1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Female student B: Excuse me, can you give your seat to that old lady?1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

(Boy B falls asleep.)1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Female student A: Hello! Is it OK for you to make room for that old lady?1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Boy B: Let me sleep, please. I read an English novel all night last night and didn't get any sleep. Can you let me sleep for a while?1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Female student A: Well, we've tried.1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Female student B: The young man is really brash.1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Old woman: Thank you, young ladies! I'm OK! Don't think I'm an old woman. I am healthy. (makes a few kicks like a young man)1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Female student C: Maybe we worry too much. The old lady's very healthy.1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

(The bus driver hits the brake suddenly and the old woman falls over. It makes Boy A wake up.)1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Boy A: Oh! Are you OK?1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Old woman: Oh! Oh! My waist!1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Boy A: You can take my seat. (helps the old woman to the seat)1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Female student C: Hmm. He just got his conscience.1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Female student A: Yeah! I was just about to say they got no manners.1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Female student B: Yeah. I thought he was a cold-blooded animal.1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Boy A: Hey! Watch your own manners. I've given her my seat. I'm really very tired.1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

(At this time Boy B is embarrassed. He dares not continue to sleep.)1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Old woman: Thank you, young man. I'm old and useless.1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Boy B: Don't say that. If I'd given you my seat earlier, the accident wouldn't have happened.1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

(The bus driver hits the brake suddenly again. Boy A falls down.)1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Scene Two1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

(The Old woman and Boy B sit in the seats. Boy A is standing behind the three girls and drowsing. The three girls continue to chat. Boy A is drowsing carelessly and bumps into Female student A's body.)1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Female student A: Oh! Who touched me? (turns her head around and sees1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Boy A standing behind her) It's you, right?1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Boy A: What?1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Female student B: Why? You did it intentionally, didn't you?1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Boy A: Wait. I didn't do anything.1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Female student C: You touched her intentionally, right?1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Boy A: Hey, I'm not that kind of person. (looks at Boy B) Hey… Is it you?1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Boy B: (confused and shakes his head) Not me. I was sleeping.1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

(The bus driver hits the brake suddenly again. Boy A bumps into Female student A again.)1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Female student A: (angry) Still saying it wasn't you? You pig!1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Boy A: I didn't mean it.1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Old woman: Nowadays boys are not the same as those in the past. Boys in the past were all very polite. Now boys are reckless.1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Female student C: Now what do you have to say? Apologize to her. Hurry!1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Boy A: Alright! Alright! (to female student A) I'm sorry.1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

(Female student A ignores him and continues to chat with the other two girls.)1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Boy A: It's not my day today.1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Boy B: Gentlemen don't fight with women. And she's no nice woman.1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Old woman: Nowadays girls don't have good temper. Time really changed.1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Boy B: Older people know more than us.1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Old woman: When I was a young student, I got love letters from many men every day. For the sake of manners, I went out with different men every day.1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

(Boys A and B don't know what to say. Suddenly the bus driver hits the brake. The old woman bumps into Female student C's hips.)1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Female student C: (surprised) You.....1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

(The old woman looks at Female student C and says nothing.)1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Old woman: You have nice hips.1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Female student B: I can't believe the old woman is capable of sexual harassment.1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Female student C: Maybe nowadays old people are not the same as those in the past.1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Female student A: Maybe after losing her husband, she feels lonely.1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Female student B: Ah! Here we are. Let's get off.1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Female student C: We'd better stay away from those strange people.1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

(Female students get off the bus.)1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Boy B: Who are those strange people? They're real strange. (helps the old woman1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

up) Are you O.K.? Those young girls have no sympathy.1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Old woman: (feels Boy B's hand) You also have a pair of very fine hands.1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Boy B: (startled) What?1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Boy A: This old woman is also very strange.1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Boy B: Let's go!1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Old woman: Don't be shy, young man. I have held such kind of hand for a long time.1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

(Boy B frees himself from the old woman's hand and gets off.)1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Old woman: (looks at Boy A) You're nice, too.1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Boy A: Hmm, good-bye. (gets off)1Xn小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

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