英语话剧剧本:荆轲刺秦王英语剧本

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The man wants to kill the kingpix小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

旁白:It was war periods time, the war among different countries seemed endless. Every kings or ministers tried to find some supermen to work for them——to be the killing tools for their political purposes. As time goes by, it was becoming a fashion to feed some good men at home……pix小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

This is a crazy world. In the crazy world, there are the crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by the crazy way.pix小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

第一幕:Conspire(密谋)pix小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

太子丹(上,叹气):Ying Zheng,that bad guy,treats me even worse than before.Resorts to lots of persons in his hand,he never cares about me ---the most sensible prince under the sun.Recently,he has got much more cities from my hands.How can I live if these things happen again(急)。 Hey!! I must think out a good idea. I must make him know who I am.(向幕里大叫)Where is my minister? (大臣阿三上)Indeed, tell me what shall we do now?pix小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

阿三:(毕恭毕敬)Just keep calm,please!Let me see!(盘坐在地。两手在头上画画如一休)(旁外音:当当当,砰!!)(阿三起)Ok,I get one,we can sent a hero to put Ying Zheng to~~~(作杀状)Then, all the beauties,jewelries and cities in Qing is ours~~~ (淫笑)太子与阿三作流口水状.pix小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

太子:Ha, ha~~~. Good idea,Good idea!But do you think who we can sent?pix小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

阿三:I have thought about it, we can send Xi Men Chui Xue .He is traveling in our country these days. I think we can’t lose the chance. We must employ him quickly.pix小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

太子:Well, deal with the things as soon as possible.pix小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

第二幕:tournament (比武)pix小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

西门吹雪(上台,摆出一幅酷式,手一张,一条纸带随风而下)pix小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

西 门 吹 雪pix小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

(Xi Men Chui Xue)pix小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

身高:190cmpix小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Height: 190cm 最爱干的事情:聊qqpix小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Favorite doing: chattingpix小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

战斗力:无限pix小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

War power: endless 最爱的颜色:黑色pix小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Favorite color: blackpix小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

武器:长剑pix小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Weaponry: long sword 最爱喝的饮料:啤酒pix小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Favorite drinks: beerpix小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

血型:Opix小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Type of blood: O 最崇拜的人:小燕子,******pix小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Favorite idol: Xiao Yanzi Mao Zedongpix小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Today I came here for the fighting, who is the unwanted-life guy. Stand out.pix小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

荆轲(抖嗦而上)站在一边,不敢出大气。pix小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

旁白:Competition begins.pix小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

荆轲(带剑冲向西门吹雪,半途停住)Are you really Xi Men Chui Xue?pix小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

西门吹雪:Just come on.pix小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

荆轲:(又冲,停在西门吹雪面前)Are you sure you are really the Xi Men Chui Xue in the story?pix小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

西门吹雪:(不耐烦)what a boring man! How dare you ask me such a stupid question?pix小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

荆轲(环视四周见无一人,便跪在西门吹雪面前,大哭)My hero, I admire you just like the yellow river, never endless. I have eighty-year-old mother up, three-year-old boy down. Please don’t kill me. Give me the life, please!pix小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

西门吹雪(大怒)I t#In263.Comhought Jingke is a hero. But you beg for life. How can I forgive you? Give me your life. (举剑刺向荆轲,忽然,捂住自己的肚子,自语) Maybe I ate too much this morning, Maybe there is something wrong with the rice. (抬头) where is the toilet?

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