英语话剧剧本:小学生英语小品剧本

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羊肉串和纳税人(英文小品)eO2小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

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Mr. Shi, Xiaofu, DabaoeO2小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Mr. Shi: Tax is the major source of the fiscal revenue. There is an evident change about the relationship between the tax collector and taxpayer in the past 20 years. Now, the tax collector, Xiaofu, and the tax payer Dabao, a vendor selling Yangrouchuan will show you the very change. The first Act happened in 1980s.eO2小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Act IeO2小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

(in Bazaar of Beijing, sanlihe, 1980s)eO2小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Dabao: Yangrouchuan , yangrouchuan, eaten one ,want nine, eaten one, want nine.eO2小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Hi, Take my yangrouchuan.(slipped, take it up, )eO2小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Xiaofu: Tax! Pay the tax!eO2小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Dabao: (change faces)eO2小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Taxi? Where is the taxi? Here’s no taxi.eO2小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Xiaofu: Tax! T---A ---X!eO2小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Dabao: What’s the tax? I just know taxi! Do you want me to call a taxi for you?eO2小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Taxi----! Taxi----!eO2小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Xiaofu: Enough! Are you the vendor?eO2小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Dabao: No , No, No, no! I 'm just have a look. The vendor has gone to the toilet.eO2小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Xiaofu: Not the vendor ? Impossible! you 've been here for 2 hours.eO2小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Dabao: Really ? (Xiaofu: Yes, of course.)eO2小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

How do you know it?eO2小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Xiaofu: The window of my office is open to here and I 've been looking at you for two hours.eO2小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Dabao: It’s a big bug!eO2小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Xiaofu: Oh. Don’t waste my time! Please pay the tax---- 10 Yuan!eO2小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Dabao: 10 yuan?! My god. I had just earned 20 Yuan one day! 5 Yuan, ok?eO2小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Xiaofu: Don't cheat me, you've sold more than 2 hundred ones.eO2小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Dabao: 6yuan, my dear sisiter.eO2小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

7Yuan, my lovely beauty.eO2小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Dabao: Not for you ,not for me, let's split the difference. 8 yuan ,ok ?eO2小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Xiaofu: (looking around) All right ,a deal. But no receipt.eO2小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

(Dabao payed 8 yuan and Xiaofu left)eO2小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Dabao: What a smart woman! Bad luck! I’m bankrupt. I have to change my place.eO2小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Hope I would not meet her any more! Let’s go!eO2小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Act IIeO2小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Mr. Shi: The next scene happened in new century. China had been marching in the way of the market economy for twenty years more, in the new era of building the well-off society in an all-round way, how do the vendor regard tax as and how is the tax collected? The scene will tell you.eO2小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Let’s enjoy it!eO2小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

(In the market; Dabao in white clothes ,a board with "NO SARS")eO2小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Dabao:: Yangrouchuan, yangrouchuan. Eaten one, want nine. Eaten one, want nine.eO2小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Xiaofu: Hi,eO2小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Dabao: Hi.eO2小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Two: What a familiar face.eO2小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Two: It’s you!eO2小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Dabao: 10 years past, you are a still a tax collector.eO2小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Xiaofu: 10 years past, you still sell Yangrouchuan.eO2小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

How is your business?eO2小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Dabao: Everything is OK!eO2小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

10 years past, you are still beautiful lady in Sanlihe of Beijing.eO2小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Xiaofu: 10 years past, you and your Yangrouchuan look more clean than 20 years before.eO2小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Dabao: Thank you. No SARS, no dirtiness; Serve people, serve me.eO2小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Xiaofu: Great! Have you……eO2小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Dabao: Married? I ‘m not married; I’m still single.eO2小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Xiaofu: #IN263.COMHave you claimed your tax this month?eO2小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Dabao: What? Taxi? Oh, tax! Of course. I should pay the tax of 50 Yuan this month and I have claimed at the begin of this month.eO2小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Xioafu: Your receipt, please.eO2小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Dabao: (shows the receipt )eO2小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Here you are, I have paid my tax in the tax service center by computer.eO2小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Xiaofu: Great! What a good taxpayer you are.eO2小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Dabao: Thank you. It is my duty. I’m proud of myself to pay the tax for our country.eO2小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Xiaofu: Yeah! The tax you paid is a share of our country’s economy, and you do a lot for Olympics of Beijing!eO2小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Dabao: Let’s do it together! . It’s said that, Don't ask what your country can do for you but ask what you can do for your country. Just like me, sell Yangrouchuan, and pay the Tax for ten years more.eO2小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Xiaofu: You 're the loveliest people in new century!eO2小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Dabao: Thank you! And you 're the loveliest tax collector in new era!eO2小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

X: Excuse me, and I have to go now. Bye-bye.eO2小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

D: A moment, are you free tomorrow evening? Could I have a dinner with you?eO2小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Xiaofu: Well, may I have the company of my husband?eO2小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Dabao: No, no, no problem. 6 o’clock in the evening, Beichuanyuan, ok?eO2小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Xiaofu: just a kidding. I have to go home now.(leaves)eO2小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Dabao, See you tomorrow.eO2小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

Dabao: Hope to see you everyday.eO2小品剧本_相声剧本_搞笑年会小品剧本大全_相声小品剧本之家

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